Truth be told, Sean and I are both a little sad he didn't need glasses. He found this awesome pair of rimless glasses. Sexy in a young Dumbledore kinda way. (And I love that Dumbledore doesn't set off my spell check.) So yeah, I pick up my new glasses today. I get to see again! *happy dance*
There is new ink in my future as well. I'm getting my memorial tattoo for Nicki in a few days. You'll see it soon and I'll just explain it all then with circles and arrows and captions and all that stuff.
SO! Today I'd like to offer you all a flashback. Some of you have been hanging around on my various blogs for a while, others are new. Back in 2001 or so, I blogged on this other site that I won't give press here. Had my own little following there. One thing the fans loved: my Vox Crania entries. Now, a few days ago I let you in on my character generation style with a Vox Crania post. To make it fun, I'm going to post one of the older, classic Vox entries.
This one was originally posted to that OTHER site on December 24, 2004. (Yup, it's my Christmas special!)
Quick primer for those who may not get it:
- "Kemi" = my alter ego. My personality. Me. The Prima Wahine and Bee Girl herself.
- "--ex Wahine" indicates someone who is in my life. Their "ex Wahine" vox is the version of them in my head.
- Deus Ex Wahine is the part of me that figures shit out. Wisdom, Providence. Whatever.
- Superman = a guy I had a date with back in 2004 before I started dating Sean.
- Yes, parts of my body actually get a say in the Vox Crania.
- Tigereyezz and Steal This Diary = My then-roommate and her then-boyfriend (now husband), respectively. Also, Steal was at the time a Legolas look-a-like.
Deus ex Wahine: A stupid special like on TV!
Clit: *putting tinsel on herself* I had the best dream last night...Superman was all sorts of sweaty and...
Kemi: Yeah and then my ex from high school showed up. Deus: I blame The Roomie and Steal. Kemi: So do I. Both: Damn the men with long blonde hair. Clit: Damn them indeed.
Kemi: I wonder who that could be. Deus: Expecting anyone? Kemi: Are you kidding?
Kemi: Look, Deus! It's Sarcastic Wit and Work-Induced-Dementia.
WID and Wit: Happy Christmas! Wit: We brought food. WID: We were going to bring the Wahine's Work Ethic, but the past week has turned Work Ethic into a cripsy crust.
Kemi: You brought a dessert I see. WID: Yes, it's a cheesecake with a nice cripsy crust. *looks knowingly at the audience* Wit: The crumble crust of a cheese cake is paved with good intentions. WID: Since this work ethic is fucking useless, we're going to feast upon it in this season of giving. Movie Quoting Vox: We'd gladly feast on those who would subdue us. Wit: And how.
*Wit and WID go forth, skipping, towards the tree*
WID: What's this I see before me? Wit: Egg nog? Cider? Kemi: Margarita.
Deus: Did you really expect otherwise from this Wahine?
Kemi: I'll get it! *bounds back to door*
Kemi: Heart! and Mind! Look at you two, all friendshippy and stuff!
Heart: Very Merries, everyone! Mind: And Happy Stolen Holiday with large monitary burden--value to you, too. Heart: Why can't you just say Happy New Year? Mind: By which calendar, my dear? Heart: Impossible, this one.
Deus: Come in, come in. And what's this you've brought? Mind: Oh, just a little something we kinda went in on. Heart: I wrapped it. See. Deus: Why, it's covered in little...Superman S'es. Heart: And they're pink! Deus: Methinks you should go speak with Clit. Heart: Really? *bounces off in a flutter of pink* Mind: Deus, she's peachy, honest. But being the holidays I just let her go a little, ya know. Deus: Keeps her sane, I'm sure.
Deus: Look everyone....it's our friends...Blue Man Group!
Blue Man Group: *enters* Kemi: Hi Guys! Blue Man Group:
Kemi: Make yourselves at home, play, whatever! Blue Man Left: *crosses to Tree* Blue Man Center: *crosses to Cheesecake* Blue Man Right: *crosses to Clit and Heart*
Ex Wahine Delivery Man Vox: Knock Knock. Clit and Heart: *bounding to the door* Hello there. Delivery Man Vox: I have a delivery for Worker Bee.
WID: I'll sign for it. Worker Bee is Blue Man Center: *shoves heaping piece of cheesecake in mouth* WID: ...indisposed
Delivery Hunk: Merry Christmas. *leaves*
WID: K, what have we here. *opens bag with large Santa face on it* Bath stuff. From ... Freaky-Eyed-Boss Lady?? What the hell? Kemi: That's nice of her. She's been driving you crazy and to aberrant acts of cannibalism and she gave you bath gel and a loufa! WID: What is she trying to say? That I don't bathe? I do! DAILY! With expensive shit from Victoria's Secret. Clit: What say we do some after Christmas shopping together, there, WID? WID: What the fuck is this? Movie Quoting Vox: PC Load Letter?
Kemi: Look everyone! It's Hoss and CatEyedGirl Ex Wahine! And they've brought The Boy! Hoss ex Wahine: Greetings. CatEyedGirl ex Wahine: Heya, darlin'. The Boy: *hugs Kemi*
*ding dong* Deus: And look, it's The Divil ex Wahine and Tower ex Wahine with the Venerable Pooh ex Wahine!
Divil ex Wahine: Happy Holidays, my Ego and I will be over here under the mistletoe. Clit: That's what I forgot!
Tower: San Juan is the Greatest Game Ever! Assembled Ex Wahine Voxes and Kemi: SHUT UP!! Blue Man Group:
CatEyedGirl Ex Wahine: This cheesecake is phenomenal. What did you use for the crust? Sarcastic Wit: Lots of hard work. Pooh Ex Wahine: Look, something shiny.
Hoss ex Wahine: Beer. Where is the beer?
Kemi: Wow, Deus, looking around I'm not sure who's missing.
Deus: How hard did you work on this script? Kemi: What script?
Movie Quoting Vox: *opens door to see The Illustrious Roomie and Steal This Diary* Neb Dolan (spelling?) SUBTITLE: You're Late.
Assembled Voxes turn and stare.
Hoss: You're done. Movie Quoting Vox: It's a quote from LoTR!! Aragorn arrives to Helm's Deep... bah, fuck you all. Venerable Pooh ex Wahine: *following Movie Quoting Vox* But I got it!
Kemi: That's the holiday spirit!
Tigereyezz: He's Here!!!! Steal: Hi. Tigereyezz: He's here!!!! Wit: *to Steal* Cheesecake? Blue Man Group:
*ding dong* Kemi: Now I really wonder who this could possibly be...
Bri and Carrie Ex Wahine: Surprise! Bri ex Wahine: Hello, lover! Carrie Ex Wahine: Jaymbay *running tackle hug*
Kemi: WOW! What are you doing here? Bri and Carrie Ex Wahine: Well, it's your Christmas special. Bri ex Wahine: what would it be without all of thems you love present, eh, sweets?
*Thumpa Thumpa music starts playing*
Sarcastic Wit: Ya know, every time there's thumpa thumpa a Drag Queen gets his stilettos. Kemi: That's right. Deus: Gods bless us everyone.
Kemi: Wow, we've got friends, and margaritas and good music... what more could anyone ask for?
Blue Man Group: *starts playing along to thumpa thumpa, a tech'ed out version of PVC IV*
From all of our Voxes to all of yours...
Very Merries, Happy Christmas to all and to all a Good Time!