Your Face!

954744_452891454801650_803979572_n So, sometimes my friends and I will start talking and that conversation turns into a competition. Sometimes the results are glorious. BEHOLD!

REM: I love your face.

Me: Your face is like cascading liquid awesome.

REM: Your face is like Tom Hiddleston with a Popsicle on a hot day.

Me: Your face is like john barrowman and puppies.

REM: Your face is like the good feeling that comes from delicious crispy bacon.

Me: Your face is red velvet cake with david tennant in leather pants.

REM: Your face is absinthe done the correct way, with a sprinkle of glitter.

Me: Your face is a dub step margarita.

REM: Your face is the late afternoon sun, observed from the safety of the shade with mimosa in hand.

Me: Your face is a sonnet being read by benedict cumberbatch while the first snow falls outside.

REM: Your face is Anton Yelchin, saving the day at the best possible moment with his Russian pimp shoes and red shirt.

Me: Your face is Loki's hair gently stroking baby sea turtles in the moonlight.

REM: Your face is the gentle fluttering of millions of tumblr fangirls' hearts when a new thing involving loki or supernatural comes out.

Me: Your face is the whisper of a hummingbird hopped up on 3 shots of espresso and a geek beer.

REM: Your face is a #BurritoWatch2013 update from Wil Wheaton.

Me: Your face is like a tree climbed by john barrowman


Me: I win!

REM: Climbed me like a TREE. To be fair that was soooort of cheating. #Iaintevenmad


Yeah... we're odd, but we're fun.